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A Bed Time Story Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?… and who are you?” he asked. “This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven.” Click the link to read the full joke...

This might not mean anything if you are under 40 or thereabouts, but back in the day, we didn’t have the convenience of push button digital phones. Oh no – we had those lovely rotary dial phones, and it took forever to dial a number, especially if the phone or your finger slipped, and you mis-dialled. NO auto-redial – you had to do it manually NO address book – except the one you wrote in NO voicemail or text – if you missed a call – no way to know And so in honor of the phones of yesteryear, here is a phone that us seniors (or at least us old enough to remember) can identify with… Cell Phone For Seniors

Article Summary 12th July 2010 This week's published articles include a poem about Stargazing, a review of Stash Licorice Spice Tea, slide shows of the village of Polperro in Cornwall and Looe in Cornwall, and the weekly edition of Offbeat News.

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The third part of our virtual tour of Polperro in Cornwall has us taking a look around the typical Cornish small walled harbour of this picturesque village. Read More

This is a list of articles that I have written on Associated Content in the last week, I hope you will take a look at them and if you do, I hope that you enjoy them. I write on a number of topics, usually it depends on what comes into my head on any given day, so it could be a travel story, memoirs from my life, something from the daily news, or even a poem inspired by something.

Nothing can be quite compared, To gazing up at the sky, Lying back on a clear calm night, And looking up on high... Read More

In the second part of our virtual tour of the picturesque village of Polperro in Cornwall, we continue down the road into the village and finally reach the harbour. Read More

The small village and harbour of Polperro in Cornwall is world famous for being one of the most picturesque places in the UK. Polperro is a major tourist attraction, with it's narrow streets and old buildings. Read More

The Laki Volcano in Iceland has caused chaos in Europe and North America before. In 1783 it erupted, killing people throughout North America and Europe and creating the coldest winter on record. Read More

This week on Offbeat News, a rapper plagues police, desert yachting in Australia, a millionaire chihuahua in Miami, and a kitten survives a 90 mile drive in the engine compartment. Read More

Peppermint Infusion Teabags from Tesco have a great fresh mint taste and are available from most Tesco stores in the UK and online. Read More

The actress Afshan Azad who plays Padma Patil in the Harry Potter series of movies, has received death threats from her Father and Brother. Read More

In this edition of Offbeat News, it's noisy sex, bare breasts and bodily functions, plus buy a town dirt cheap, topless women protest, an underwater concert, noisy sex woman escapes jail, Marilyn Monroe's X-rays and more. Read More

The star of the Twilight Saga, Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen, is related to Dracula, according to a genealogy study. Read More

A man went out for a pack of cigarettes, and the next thing he knows, a snake is wrapped around his ankle. Read More