A Bed Time Story
Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep.
All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed.
“What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?… and who are you?” he asked.
“This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven.”
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